Peppa Poxy Pig...

Peppa Pig....my little one is obsessed with Peppa, so much so that it was one of his first words! I think I have probably seen every episode now at least 10 times and because of this I am without a doubt an expert. If I was ever to appear on mastermind, this would definatly be my specialist subject!

Being such a Peppa Pig enthusiast has led me to ponder some very serious issues, things that I have genuinely sat and spent time thinking about.  Here are a few of my musings...

1. Why do the mummy animals not go out once a week and get off their tits on Prosecco and Sambucca shots? All the daddy animals meet up once a week for football practice and a bit of lad time, it just doesn't seem fair.

2. Why are all of the kids in the same class when they are all different ages? Surely Peppa should be in Primary School and George in Nursery? Do they not follow the national curriculum in the animal kingdom?

3. Miss Rabbit must be a multi millionaire, I swear she does every single job in the town.  Does she ever sleep? Maybe she's on crack and thats how she gets through all her shifts, either that or she's trying to get a sponsorship deal from Duracell as the new bunny!

4. Why does Danny Dog live with his Grandad, was he orphaned or did his grandad get custody when the social got involved?

5. Will Daddy Pig ever get the hint and join slimming world?

6. Why is George called George, it just doesn't fit in at all with the rest of the animals and their alliterated names.  Shouldn't he have been Peter, Paul or even Percy? Whoever came up with George missed out on a big old money maker there, they could have teamed up with M&S and made a tonne selling Percy & Peppa pig sweets! George Pig sweets sound crap!

7. Who would call their child Peppa? Was she originally Pippa? Maybe when Mummy and Daddy Pig took her to get registered the registrar cocked up her Birth Certificate with a typo leaving her screwed for life?

8. Why is Peppa never given a time out or put on the naughty step for being such a cheeky mare with a massive attitude problem?

9.  Why has everyone decided to live on the top of a hill? They all have kids, who the hell wants to push a pram up a hill every day, all seems like a bit too much effort to me.

10. I wonder what Mummy & Daddy Pigs names were before they became parents?

11. Am I the only person that think the pigs heads look like little Willys?

Also, a few things that really annoy me...

I can't hear the word Dinosaur anymore without saying it in my head in Georges voice! I can't not make a snorting noise when the theme tune is on and I really bloody hate the bing bong song!!

V x